Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[Ziggla]

Yes but hello! That makes me no one so quickly after!



English is a beautiful language, but i prefer speaking it, rather than writing in English...

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

Good morning everybody.
こんいちは

 

[Nathea]

Information: Dinofelis will be a guest at apfeltalk for a week.

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

I see.

Great action by the staff.

 

[yoshi007]

Hi mates! How r u?

 

[Nathea]

hungry but the coffee is waiting for me

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

Oh my god, yoshi!

I'm fine, but it means: r=are and u=you
Stop your baby internet english

 

[streuobstwiese]

Hi mates! How r u?

M8s - Wenn schon - denn schon

 

[yoshi007]

M8s - Wenn schon - denn schon

Ok...ok...I'm still learning...

 

[onliner]

M8s - Wenn schon - denn schon

Hey! Let's speak english together!
I can't speak German so what means:,,wenn schon - denn schon´´?

 

[yoshi007]

I can't speak German so what mean:,,wenn schon - denn schon´´?

Mmmh...."if yet - then yet"?!

 

[flowbike]

Hey! Let's speak english together!
I can't speak German so what mean:,,wenn schon - denn schon´´?

streuobstwiese ment: "let's go the whole hog"

by the way: means, not mean

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

yoshi,
you have a big problem with english language, so far.

And you have a friend in Cupertino. Well....

 

[Crizt]

Yes, indeed…

Oh sorry! Sometimes my fingers in combination with my keyboard let me look very stupid

 

[flowbike]

yoshi,
you have a big problem with english language, so far.

...

Do you think so?
I think he has some difficulties not problems.
So get off your high horse boy

 

[walksunix]

Good morning everybody

I had a nice sleeping till 10 o'clock

Now I have to learn some things for the school...

 

[Crizt]

Oh you´re a poor boy

Always remember:

Life´s a b**ch
Sucks and want to get paid

 

[physuck]

Oh hilarious! An english thread. I hope it helps me to increase my englishskills.

By the way: Good morning everybody!

 

[Bananenbieger]

We definatively need the user iBot in this thread because of his/her avatar:

 

[Anu_bis]

Good Morning
My Englishteacher told me and my classmates a very 'funny' joke a few years ago...:

Beethoven was sitting in his grave erasing some of his Songs.
Then Hayden came to him and asked him: 'Ludwig, what are you doing here?'
Beethoven answered: 'I am decomposing!'

Oh I swear, I was lying on the floor....
I don't know, if my gramma is correct, and I really have to advance my English skills..