Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[Bananenbieger]

At 14'00 o´clock i was by my doctor.

...at my doctor.

And for X-mas, I become a bike!

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

...at my doctor.

And for X-mas, I become a bike!

Nice,
tell me after christmas, how the feeling is to be a bicycle

 

[Peitzi]

I'm working with Xcode and the standard java compiler

I absolutely recommend Eclipse for Java Developers. Great IDE!

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

I absolutely recommend Eclipse for Java Developers. Great IDE!

No recommends please. Just tell me, where the mistake is.

Terminal is saying:

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NumberFormatException: For input string: ""
	at java.lang.NumberFormatException.forInputString(NumberFormatException.java:48)
	at java.lang.Integer.parseInt(Integer.java:468)
	at java.lang.Integer.parseInt(Integer.java:497)
	at Test.main(Test.java:14)

 

[onliner]

...at my doctor.

And for X-mas, I become a bike!

Thanks!

 

[MrNase]

And for X-mas, I become a bike!

I hope you don't find a fat guy trying to ride you hard.

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

By the way, I've fixed the problem.
Here is the solution:

// everytime <
import java.io.BufferedReader;
import java.io.IOException;
import java.io.InputStreamReader;

public class Test {
	public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
		BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));
		// >
		String s;
		Integer b=0;
		System.out.print(" Gebe s an: ");
		if ((s = in.readLine()) != null && s.length() != 0)
		b = Integer.parseInt(s) + 1;
		System.out.print(" b ist: ");
		System.out.println(b);
	}
}

 

[Bananenbieger]

I hope you don't find a fat guy trying to ride you hard.

I am still hoping that I will be the bike of a good looking girl.

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

I am still hoping that I will be the bike of a good looking girl.

Wearing a skirt?

Yummie!

 

[Anu_bis]

Maybe you will become a DH-Bike and then you will be a preasent for me?

 

[Bajuware]

ok, bajuware.. you think that websites share emotions but no information? I believe that a website share information (look at wikipedia )
But Flash is very good and it's the future

What do you think about Microsofts Silverlight?


PS: I speak English very well, vorwärts rückwärts very schnell

i did not say that websites only share informations There are different kind of websites, with different requets. Silverlight looks good, but i prefer Flex and Flash because more clients have installed the plugins, also because flash and flex give us more options than silverlight would ever do.

 

[Bananenbieger]

Wearing a skirt?

One day while taking a walk through the woods, I met a fairy. She told me that I had one wish. For a second I though about what to wish for. Then it came into my mind and I said: "I'd like to be in the most wonderful place on earth!" And boooom! I became a tampon.

 

[Bajuware]

One day while taking a walk through the woods, I met a fairy. She told me that I had one wish. For a second I though about what to wish for. Then it came into my mind and I said: "I'd like to be in the most wonderful place on earth!" And boooom! I became a tampon.

Oh shit, isnt it bloody and sometimes extremly stinky there and what would be if you would gay, would you became an "Arschzapfen"- for otherside-Guys ?

 

[vierundvierzig]

i did not say that websites only share informations

Where's the mistake? ... Right: Information, sheep, experience, etc - plural without s.

 

[Bajuware]

Where's the mistake? ... Right: Information, sheep, experience, etc - plural without s.

I'm false, you're right.

 

[onliner]

-

 

[Bananenbieger]

Oh shit, isnt it bloody and sometimes extremly stinky there and what would be if you would gay, would you became an "Arschzapfen"- for otherside-Guys ?

I am not gay and also: Even paradise stinks sometime. So what...

 

[Nighthawk]

I'm false, you're right.

You're wrong, I'm right.

You can't say 'I am false', no?

 

[Bajuware]

You're wrong, I'm right.

You can't say 'I am false', no?

I withdraw myself due this thread. My English isn't good enough for it.
I'm sorry.

 

[MrNase]

Oh shit, isnt it bloody and sometimes extremly stinky there and what would be if you would gay, would you became an "Arschzapfen"- for otherside-Guys ?

What a disgusting mental picture I have. Thanks a lot.


Nighthawk: false also means something like phony but I guess that's not what he meant.