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Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

my english is not so good, but did you mean, that the native speakers should correct our mistakes? correcting our mistakes would be beautiful =)
That post you referenced has excactly this meaning you thought it has.

Just in the off-chance someone didn't already mentioned this one:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!
 
Mei inglisch is not do gud. wen ei am aut for diner pipel lafing abaut mi bicos ei want to bicom a schnitzel!:-p
ei dont no wei...:-D;-)
 
You remember the 'Bumf and some questions' Thread (was that correct :-/)?
I think he was growing about a month or two and then he was lost in the archives...:-p
But I think, this Thread is way better than the 'Bumf and some questions' Thread, this Thread was funny even though...:-)
Nope I didn't see that particular one, but I have seen others like it.

Yeah, right. Like someone would do that without pay. I wouldn't.
Neither would I, even if I could, but someone might be lonely, bored or stupid enough to try.
 
Still, I suppose most people wouldn't notice the difference :)
 
english an bavarian have alot in common: ih means i, ei means egg, eck means corner and koahner means noboody.... spoken its the same !
 
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It would be nice for some native speakers to wade this sea of bile and correct the mistakes to aid us in our pursuit of english-speaking greatness.

i dont wanna say that my english is a good one, but i met a bunch of british guys....
the more u go into the north the worse is the english.
dunno how their written english is, but their spoken language sounds really bad...
 
Unfortunately my English is too bad for this thread :-(
 
But only if you're browsing in female-mode, if you use the male-mode, as is do, there are only 8 pages :D
I prefer to call it conformist-mode. 40 per page is not good for my scroll wheel, which is already damaged thanks to Freelancer (It puts the speed control on there).
 
the "male-mode" is something that our honest user "Agentsmith" created.
In German it's called "Männereinstellung" and means that you are using the preference that shows 40 articles per page ;-)

where can i regulat, that at shows me 40 articles per page?