Der Präsident George W. Bush
trifft Sicherheitsberaterin Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the
report here about the new leader of China.
George:
Great.
Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s
wat I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinese guy!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now
whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the
man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir
Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the
name of the new
leader of China. Get me the
Secretary General of the U.N on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: Yo want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi?
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not
Yassir! The guy in the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And
call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay in China?
Condi: Yes,
sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy in the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All
right! With
cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condi: (packs up the
phone) Rice here.
George:
Rice? Good
idea. And a
couple of
egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the
guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?
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