Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[Bananenbieger]

Nice!

 

[tsingtao2]

What crazy thread is that?!

 

[Nordapfel]

What crazy thread is that?!

Which thread do you mean? I can't see any crazy thread round here.

 

[macminiTomy]

Hey, hello Apfeltalk! What's up?

 

[darkCarpet]

There are threads that inspire us to cheer.

A really good one.

 

[Anu_bis]

This mad thräd is back.
The Rhyme is fat

 

[darkCarpet]

It´s just an amazing thread...

My little personal opinion.

 

[macminiTomy]

Man, this week i have just english at school

 

[Thaddäus]

This is ridiculous... Nothing else but that...

 

[darkCarpet]

This is ridiculous... Nothing else but that...

Are you sure?

In this case I have to search an alternative choice.

 

[Thaddäus]

Was a joke... I love the thread...

 

[Firemac]

i love this thread too.
it s great that it was pushed up again

 

[Thaddäus]

English for runaways = Englisch für davongelaufene...

 

[Nordapfel]

[...]Englisch für davongelaufene...

What language is that?

 

[JJ1308]

English for runaways = Englisch für davongelaufene...

Otto rules..."Hello Mr. Vegatable" :-D

 

[leonaddi]

It sure is not the language we use to talk in here, shame on you skoenig1 (or should it be sking1 )

 

[Thaddäus]

Forgive me, master...

 

[darkCarpet]

English, English, English

A small extract from Otto Walkes and his english course.

Ebay, ebay ebay. = Üben, üben üben

All about edit and email. = Alles über Edith und Emil.

Oh, there is an email. = Oh, das ist schon Emil.

He has a small file to edit. = Er hat ein Feilchen für Edith.

Our email has a copy. = Unser Emil hat einen Zwillingsbruder.

He is a user of messages. = Er ist U.S. Amerikaner Messachusitz

He likes to add it in the internet. = Er findet Edith Hintern nett.

She knows, email is important. = Sie weiss, Emil ist impotent.

She goes professionally online. = Sie geht beruflich auf den Strich.

She has a new PC. = Sie hat ein neues Pissuar. (Im Gegensatz zu Laptop = Das Sitzklo)

Did you have some kind of hardware? = Hattest du als Kind Verstopfung?

No, I have Windows. = Nein, ich habe Blähungen.

Attention = Ein Tannenbäumchen

She has to close the icon. = Sie nennt zwei Klos ihr Eigen.


The video:

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Just great. :-D

 

[Thaddäus]

Another one:

Peter, Paul and Mary are sitting in the kitchen: Peter Paul und Maria sitzen im Kittchen.

The engine was one fire: Die Entchen waren am Feiern...

 

[CraZyChris]

Hey guys, wazz up?
I haven't known there's an english-speaking-thread.
i lllllllike it