Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[Tazjin]

Madame Tussaud is dead. I can prove it, I took a picture of her death mask.

 

[darkCarpet]

Look's like Darth Vader ...

 

[92Phips]

Oh I've never seen this thread, very funny

 

[darkCarpet]

You have to start with reading at the beginning of the thread, s'il vous plait.

 

[92Phips]

You have to start with reading at the beginning of the thread, s'il vous plait.

I have red it but what's the problem?

 

[darkCarpet]

Was just a joke.

 

[92Phips]

You are crazy...

 

[Tazjin]

Ladies and Gentlemen, please mind the gap. Mind the gap!

*train departs*

This train terminates at .. Stratford. Next station is Canary Wharf. Change here for the DLR or Disctrict line.

*train arrives*

Ladies and Gentlemen, please mind the gap. Mind the gap!

Ladies and Gentlemen, GOOD NIGHT!

 

[Nicoindahood]

You have to start with reading at the beginning of the thread, s'il vous plait.

darkCarpet, you're OUT!

 

[CraZyChris]

Oh I've never seen this thread, very funny

Oh no, we've got another Freak here.

@Tazjin: Shut up, Assclown

 

[92Phips]

Oh no, we've got another Freak here.

Here's to the crazy ones... © Apple

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[Tazjin]

Oh no, we've got another Freak here.

@Tazjin: Shut up, Assclown

Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to leave the train for disrespecting our staff.

 

[iNiKeY22]

ladies and gentlemen, please mind the gap. Mind the gap!

*train departs*

this train terminates at .. Stratford. Next station is canary wharf. Change here for the dlr or disctrict line.

*train arrives*

ladies and gentlemen, please mind the gap. Mind the gap!

Ladies and gentlemen, good night!

wtf?

 

[Tazjin]

wtf?

London Tube. Jubilee line from Waterloo to ... I think it was Camden Town.

 

[CraZyChris]

Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to leave the train for disrespecting our staff.

Check your Brain!

 

[Tazjin]

Check your Brain!

I'll get security to have you removed.

 

[CraZyChris]

Great. Wish you luck for success!

 

[iNiKeY22]

London Tube. Jubilee line from Waterloo to ... I think it was Camden Town.

Why the hell are you f-ing talking about London tube? Who the f*** cares about that? Are you a kind of stupid or what?

That wasn't the f-ing topic, was it?

 

[Tazjin]

Why the hell are you f-ing talking about London tube? Who the f*** cares about that? Are you a kind of stupid or what?

That wasn't the f-ing topic, was it?

Cool down, mate. Read the topic again. Think.
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Don't be so pseudo-native.

 

[patr!ck]

I just wanna say HELLO

... open the door. go out of the room. close the door ...