Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[computerschreck]

I like Italians or Spains speaking English...

There isn't more than one Spain!


It's Spanish (also in plural), so it's "I like Italians or Spanish speakink English"...



Here's another one: "I war my go stop over the meadows" (translate it into German word by word )

"I make myself me nothing, you nothing out of the dust" (translate that one, too)


Nice thread by the way!

 

[gugucom]

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Please enjoy the late great George Carlin. Bringing us the Ten Commandments and explaining religion.

 

[Malle]

hey folks... waz up?

 

[alex_neo]

France isn't too bad. In fact, it is really good compared to people from China, Greece or Portugal.

I always find the way people from India speak English the most amusing.

 

[Bananenbieger]

I always find the way people from India speak English the most amusing.

Yeah. They have a really funny pronounciation. But at least, they are very understandable and also very kind people.


Theres also another George Carlin act that I really like: It's all about airline announcements.
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[beatle1982]

I always find the way people from India speak English the most amusing.

Oh, I have to write an exam about English in India the day after tomorrow. It sounds funny, but all these features of Indian English drive me nuts. I have to learn them by heart.

 

[darkCarpet]

The new iMacs are really amazing, aren´t they?

 

[Peitzi]

Nope.

 

[darkCarpet]

Nope.

The nVidia 9400M is suckind hard but the other hardware components are really great I think. A 24" iMac for just 1300€ ... that´s great!

Isn´t it?

 

[CraZyChris]

The nVidia 9400M is suckind hard but the other hardware components are really great I think. A 24" iMac for just 1300€ ... that´s great!

Isn´t it?

The new iMac's suck! I thought there's a new feature: touchscreen.
But no Apple is to conveniance :-D

 

[darkCarpet]

The new iMac's suck! I thought there's a new feature: touchscreen.
But no Apple is to conveniance :-D

Mh... Mr. Paul is a chiseler. He want to earn and gain a lot of money. :-c

Moreover that, I hope that the new MacBooks and Snow Leopard inspire us to cheer!

 

[Peitzi]

Touchscreen in an iMac?

Ever thought of using it seriously, not just for 5 Minutes?

Imagine sitting 8 hours in front of that thing holding your arms up high.
Touchscreens will never be an option for standalone computers.

 

[beatle1982]

Imagine sitting 8 hours in front of that thing holding your arms up high.

This would be training for them. Many people complain about their backs aching. Holding up their arms would prevent any such damages.

 

[darkCarpet]

Imagine sitting 8 hours in front of that thing holding your arms up high.

Okay, you are in the right.:-c

 

[Peitzi]

This would be training for them. Many people complain about their backs aching. Holding up their arms would prevent any such damages.

Oh yeah. iMac euro training!

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[CraZyChris]

Touchscreen in an iMac?

Ever thought of using it seriously, not just for 5 Minutes?

Imagine sitting 8 hours in front of that thing holding your arms up high.
Touchscreens will never be an option for standalone computers.

Actually my thought was meant as a joke. A british one....I apologize :-D

 

[CraZyChris]

Okay, our English Teacher in Class is tryin' to slang American-English. And he's bavarian. That's really funny...

 

[homer_s]

Ever heard a frenchman talking english? It is the funniest accent I ever heard till now.

 

[CraZyChris]

No I haven't. But I like the Indian speaking English. Sounds also really weird..

 

[JJ1308]

Ever heard a frenchman talking english? It is the funniest accent I ever heard till now.

It's nearly as good as hearing a tyrolian speaking english...*gG*